Tails

The tail on the...

The tail on the dog goes wag wag wag
Wag wag wag, wag wag wag
The tail on the dog goes wag wag wag
It's attached to his bum

The tail on the pig goes curl curl curl
The tail on the fish goes flip flip flip
The tail on the snake goes slither slither slither

Does Your Tail Hang Low?

Does Your Tail Hang Low?
Does it Wobble to and Fro?
Can You Tie it in a Knot?
Can You Tie it in a Bow?
Can You Throw it Over Your Shoulder Like a Continental Soldier?
Does Your Tail Hang Low?

Does Your Tail Hang high?
Does it Reach Up to the Sky?
Does it Droop When it's Wet?
Does it Stiffen When it's Dry?
Can You Semaphore Your Neighbor with a Minimum of Labor?
Does Your Tail Hang high?

Do Your tail wag Wide?
Does it Flap From Side to Side?
Does it make a great big Breeze?
Light a big gigantic Sneeze?
Can it wag across the Nation with a Feeling of Elation?
Do Your tail wag Wide?


Does Your tail Fall Off?
When You Give a Great Big Cough?
Does it Lie There on the Ground?
Or Bounce Up at Every Sound?
Can You Stick it in Your Pocket Just Like Little Davy Crockett?
Do Your tail Fall Off?